Saturday, August 11, 2012

Alien Invasion

Adapted from an email circulating on the Internet:

The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other federal agencies and organizations. However, what you may not know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

  • Barack Obama Sr.   
  • Albert A. Gore, Jr.   
  • Hillary Rodham   
  • William J. Clinton   
  • John F. Kerry   
  • Howard Dean   
  • Nancy Pelosi   
  • Dianne Feinstein   
  • Charles E. Schumer   
  • Barbara Boxer   
  • Joe Biden 

Coincidence? I think not. The email goes on to suggest that the aliens bred with the sheep and jack-asses, but that would be ludicrous, don't you think? I'm pretty sure these were their own kids.

(Thanks to my aunt and/or uncle for sending me the inspiration for this post.)

1 comment :

  1. Update:

    Denny tells me that

    Nancy Pelosi
    Dianne Feinstein
    Charles E. Schumer
    Barbara Boxer
    Joe Biden

    were born earlier than that. I don't know why the original author had to exaggerate, or someone had to embellish, but it's still funny though.


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