Wednesday, April 24, 2013

A Terrorist's Life Is Such a Pressure Cooker!

  • If pressure cookers are outlawed, only terrorists will have pressure cookers.
  • Who needs a pressure cooker in today's kitchen, when we have microwaves?
  • Nobody needs a pressure cooker that can hold more than one chicken.
  • Nobody needs a pressure cooker that has any features invented since 1880.
  • Nobody needs a black pressure cooker.
  • Nobody needs a pressure cooker with a bayonet mount and retractable stock (that may be true).

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